how to eat pizza every day and get away with it

Drunk in new York

we out here

we out here

I’m Rainbow Fuckin Randolph


Favorite characters in Game of Thrones:

Poochie The Rockin’ Dog


you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson


so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.



"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality